Hottie On The Potty!

unusual toilet lid covers

2009-07-09T19:55:00.000-07:00

I use to love to decorate my bathroom with matching toilet lid covers to the carpet. You remember when they sold the whole set? You could get the lid the part that goes under the toilet bowl and also the bathroom rug.

Some Cool Toilet Paper

2009-07-09T19:40:00.000-07:00

I was perusing MentalFloss.com and came upon some real cool toilet paper, check it out. You know only the best for my booty.

elegant bathrooms

2009-06-23T13:42:00.000-07:00

As many of you might have figured out by now. I am obsessed with the bathroom. I love bathrooms. I was persusing the web and came across these (supposedly) expensive bathrooms. I have to admit some of them may be cost a lot of money, but my tush isn't going to be sitting on a crystal toliet seat. Too luxurious for me. You know those crystals will be up in places we can't speak of.

This toilet retails at a whopping $75,000. D Designed by Jemal Wright, this is from the “Isis” range of bathroom fittings and is either fully or partially handset with Swarovski Crystals.

Limestone gallery in London offer bespoke bathrooms and other interior décor made from a variety of natural materials. This bathtub is carved from a single piece of ivory stone. The whole bathroom retails at $70,000 dollars

The Potty Song

2009-06-16T17:25:00.000-07:00

Who recorded this. Dang, I feel sorry that the economy is so bad that this had to be recorded. The poor babies, (who are probably adults now) had to listen to this song. Aww.....the joys of wee wee and poo poo.

Elmo Teaches Potty Bidness

2009-06-16T17:21:00.000-07:00

Now you know it is sad when you have to let a puppet teach your toddler how to pee and do the number 2.

Dog Waste Cleanup Company

2009-06-04T12:02:00.001-07:00

This is a neat poster by a Dog Waste Cleanup Company. I know many folks wish their dog could use the toliet and flush it as well.

lovers toliet seat

2009-06-04T11:58:00.000-07:00

I don't love anyone THAT much that we are going to have CONNECTING TOLIETS in our bathrooms..gimme a break!

Portable Potty Art

2009-04-14T20:40:00.000-07:00

Some Really Strange Bathtubs

2009-04-01T00:23:00.000-07:00

This tub is built in the floor

I would not like to stand up in the bathtub...too strange

an assortment of really strange bathtubs below

I kinda like that glass one though....interesting

Potty Train Your Cat

2009-03-18T13:12:00.000-07:00

Worried about all the Kitty Poop on your Carpet..NO FEAR you can potty train that little rascal.

I am sorry but tell that darn cat to go outside and do their buisness

Strange Toilet Commercials

2009-03-04T16:53:00.000-08:00

Toilets in Germany

2009-03-04T16:49:00.000-08:00

No, these are Prison toliets, this is a picture of a toilet in Germany.

Strange Toilet paper Holders

2009-02-28T00:54:00.000-08:00

Pooping Fun

2009-02-28T00:44:00.001-08:00

Mellow Yellow Monday

2009-02-02T17:09:00.000-08:00

This little guy is so cute

True Words

2009-02-02T17:04:00.000-08:00

Worldless Wednesday-bathroom

2009-01-21T14:28:00.000-08:00

The perfect bathroom

2009-01-12T17:31:00.000-08:00

Funny Bathroom Joke

2009-01-04T08:46:00.000-08:00

Outside Restroom Facilities

2008-12-29T15:53:00.000-08:00

Okay, I must be got a theme going today on outdoor restrooms. I found these strange ones while perusing the internet.. Gosh, I know folks can Pee Pee anywhere, but er, I don't think I can go in the public like some of these outside toliets suggest. (well unless we are camping in the woods or something).

Isn't he afraid of wetting his shoes?

This one actually is pretty nice.

Pretty Pottys

2008-12-29T15:45:00.000-08:00

I have to say "hottie on the Potty" loves this site. This site features some awesome bathrooms. I have to admit I love pretty bathrooms. I can go into the nicest restaurant and they can have some of the nastiest bathrooms. This company provides "mobile restrooms." You know you go to a fancy event outdoors and then they have those nasty, smelly, green port a potty thingamagigs. God I hate those.

These guys specialize in "restroom rentals."

Check out the VIP units.

Now that is what I am talking about. I want to go to the Carnival and when I have the urge to evacuate, sit on this throne.

Check out the site for more pictures.....PRETTYPOTTY.COM

Man breast feeding- what da hail

2008-12-07T00:34:00.000-08:00

Okay what kinda advertisement is this? Men would never breastfeed. Most men I know have a baby cut on their finger an they have to be pampered and lay down, the whole nine yards. Can you imagine a baby attempting to suck on a man's hairy nipple. Lawd, that man would be howling to bring back Jesus..lol

What the Hail is this?

2008-12-07T00:28:00.000-08:00

I saw this potty training video and wondered who the hail directed it- Dr Seuss?

WHAT IS THIS CRAP? 4 years old? Shoot! unless my child had some disability or handicap as soon as they new how to GRAB the pamper, lay down, open their legs and slip it on...then it was time to potty train.

Look Mom, My doll can Pee Pee

2008-12-04T20:16:00.000-08:00

I remember this doll. Wow, what a fascination in giving it water and watch it pee.

Jack Potty Chair

2008-12-04T20:12:00.000-08:00

Jack Potty Chair has built-in sensors, which reward your child’s ’success’ with lights, sounds, and spinning shapes. They can also trigger the bells and whistles with a simple pull on the chair’s arm, preparing them for later in life, when real slot machines only net them crap.

Well, that is all we need to start kids "gambling" at an early age. I can see the poor child getting "hemorroids" by the time they are 18 months. Simply cause they can't get up from the potty until they hear dem bells go off.

How Embarrassing

2008-11-22T12:32:00.000-08:00

Man, I would of done it, and then "acted" like I found it like that.

Texas Toilet Paper

2008-11-15T20:20:00.000-08:00

They really do things big in Texas

Training your child to use the potty at night

2008-11-09T11:35:00.000-08:00

Once you have got your child used to using the potty on their own during the day then you can start to work on the nightime potty training. This process can take a considerable amount of time and is a very slow affair.
Why is it our kids always want to get up at night and use the "potty." So we have to open our eyes (that feel that glue has shut them down) to drag Junior or Junioress to the toilet.

Here are some good tips to avoid the kiddies using the potty late at night

Take them to the potty just before bed time
Limit their fluid intake in the hours before bed time
When you go to bed yourself wake them up and take them to the bathroom.

Now that they have "pullups" you can use that to assist in the training, because they will have accidents. I found my son was harder to potty train then my daughter

Toilets Around The World-sensors

2008-11-06T17:56:00.001-08:00

Some of these toilets are pretty scary.

Toilet Sensors are the Worse!

2008-11-06T17:42:00.000-08:00

I hate the sensors on the toilet. You are not even finished yet and this water comes rushing up your "neither region." Gosh, who invented that thing. Sometimes you just "wiggle" to get more comfortable on the seat and here we go again....WHOOSH!!

Wordless Wednesday- Relaxing

2008-10-15T07:30:00.000-07:00

This is the life

Dumb and Dumber Funny Toilet Scene

2008-10-15T07:19:00.000-07:00

One of the funniest toilet scenes in the movie Dumb and Dumber, was the toilet scene. The movie itself is stupid but this scene would be worth a 5.00 rental.

Toilet News

2008-10-14T23:45:00.000-07:00

It appears Kory McFarren of Ness City, (the boyfriend of the lady stuck on the toilet for one month) cashed in his 2 dollar bonus crossword ticket to a tune of $20,000 dollars. This is the second time this year. Many may recall in February that his girlfriend, Pam Babcock (35) was taken from home, where she the majority of the time in the toilet.

In July MacFarren received six months of probation after pleading no contest to misdemeanor of a dependant adult.

Scared of the Toilet

2008-10-08T02:03:00.001-07:00

My friends think I am "strange" because I blog about the "toilet." Well what is odder (is that a word?) or stranger writing about it or saying that you are afraid to "sit on a toilet." I have one friend she does the "hoist" method. Okay at public restroom, it maybe accepted but I am talking about in her own home.

She says anytime she is literally "scared" to sit on the toilet. She feels a disease is lingering to get her. I mean her own toilet. Not anyone else's. Wow, so many friends with stranger thoughts than me. Priceless

Video Potty of the Day

2008-10-07T11:21:00.000-07:00

This was just too crazy. I love the potty. So much humor can be found.

How to Poop At Work

2008-10-06T19:38:00.000-07:00

You know pooping at work is pretty tricky. Here are some wonderful tips.

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2001 Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.

ESCAPEE
Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE)
Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH
Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME
Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
Definition: A colleague who poops at work and damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN)
Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS
Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR
Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH
Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE
Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON
Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET
Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLETED
Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

FLY BY
Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

A Hottie "Potty" View

2008-09-25T18:01:00.000-07:00

Aren't they cold? Now see this would give "hottie potty" hemorrhoid issues ( I know too much information).

Source Click "HERE"

Toliet Bowl Shaped Themed Restaurant

2008-09-25T17:49:00.000-07:00

I mean what in the world? Okay, I guess the "potty" is kinda comfy. Folks in in this Taipei restaurants are made from toilet bowls, not chairs. Sink faucets and gender-coded "WC" signs appear throughout the three-story facility, one of 12 in an island-wide chain of eateries with a toilet theme.

The owner of the restaurant, Wang Tzi-Wei, started this restaurant in 2004. The whole theme of the restaurant is in the "potty" flava.

Welcome

2008-09-25T00:25:00.000-07:00

Just saying welcome to one of my newest blogs. I often find myself sitting on the potty without anything to read, so I decided to create a blog so folks can take their laptops and read away.

Oh don't look at me like that! Come on you mean I am the only one who types in the bathroom. What? I am shocked.